Marriage

My wife tells me exactly what to do, exactly when to do it, exactly how to do it and exactly why I should do it. As I watch ESPN, I say "um-hmmm" while I completely ingnore her and then later, I imitate her.

Christian Marriage

As the head of my household, I tell my wife exactly what to do, exactly when to do it, exactly how to do it, and exactly why she should do it.  She says "um-hummm", while she completely ignores me and then later, she imitates me.